Welcome to my contact page. This is kind of like the voicemail of websites, in that it’s essentially obsolete in this day and age. Here’s the part where I’’m supposed to say “Leave your name and message and I’ll get back to you,” but let’s be real – I would much rather you contact me in any other way. I would put my phone number on here, but that seems like a very 2019 way to get murdered. Anyhow, you’re here because you need something from me. I have a little form thing down there, but as you might guess, I really hope no one uses it.
You can reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org via the little envelope icon down there, or by sliding into any of the below DMs.