Welcome to my contact page. This is kind of like the voicemail of websites, in that it’s essentially obsolete in this day and age. Here’s the part where I’’m supposed to say “Leave your name and message and I’ll get back to you,” but let’s be real – I probably won’t. I would put my phone number on here, but that seems like a very 2018 way to get murdered. Anyhow, you’re here because you need something from me. I have a little form thing down there, but as you might guess, I really hope no one uses it.
You can reach me at email@example.com via the little envelope icon down there, or by sliding into any of the below DMs.